For me? Oh, no thank you for offering though. By any chance do you have an ulterior motive for offering me a chip? Maybe so that I will allow you to continue eating when it's so close to dinner?
Oh yes, by all means, please go ahead and ignore me and proceed to eat more chips. Do not let me try to teach you healthy eating habits. And that you for putting the bag clip on the counter, it makes it that much easier for me to reach when I take the bag away from you.